Thursday, January 29, 2009

Highlight: Hotghettomess.com

My oh my, have I stumbled upon a shining little gem deep in the depths of web servers.

We've all seen those "ghetto" emails with pictures of some extremely ghetto people going to the clubs, prom, etc. This week I randomly came across a funny picture and noticed the address in the bottom right corner. Naturally, I had to have more. My appetite for these photos is insatiable. Ergo, I discovered Hotghettomess.com.

Before I get into the photos, I would like to applaud the editor, Jam Donaldson. Not only is she intelligent and well-written, she makes perfect sense in her Note From the Editor. As an African American woman, she's tired of stupid stereotypes and basically any negative images that hold back the community. She also doesn't care if people are offended by her making fun of these ghetto people. My interjection is this: white people are just as guilty of this too. Redneck photos like ghetto photos are hilarious, but just as equally sad and deplorable. Either way, aside from the photos and videos of hot ghetto messiness she has a section for music, a book feature, lyrics, gear, and a blog. She also has a message for the African American community: move forward as a whole to shatter stereotypes (and stop perpetuating fashion atrocities in the process). She even features interviews about positive, successful African American role models and business men that youth can look up to. Not to mention, her blog post about Obama basically said what I've been thinking for a lonnnnnng time about people "finally being proud" to vote. AMEN.

Blah blah blah. I know what you all really want though.

If you want to cut to the real juicy stuff, you can start with the photos here. Oh yea and to my fellow caucasians: we are not spared either: white hot. As always, the comments on the photos are the best part. Without further adieu, I will present quickly some of the goodies to get you hooked:



What good friend -wouldn't- hold up your saggy sweet potato titties?



Best way to take a picture: a.) block other person, b.) have your tattooed ass exposed, c.) have your back to camera, and d.) make people at the JC Penny photo place wonder what the hell is going on.



This is what alcohol, crack, and meth (in order of appearance) can do when combined.




What you don't know is the kid's been passed out for 10 minutes from lack of oxygen to the brain. What we do know is that's one sexy, sweaty FUPA she's showing the world.



She was either sexually assaulted or purposely dressed this way. Look at the floor too, jeez.



There -HAS- to be a weight limit. Can he feel his legs?



Brunhilda loved her new life in America.



Fifty pounds of chewed bubble gum saddle bags. HOT. Apple bottom jeans jeans ya'll.


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